Our grown-up patch line is built for laughs—clean lines, bold contrast, and “did they really wear that?” energy. Pick a hat, choose your patch, and we’ll engrave it on premium leatherette or acrylic so the joke lands crisp and lasts through the after-party.

How it works: Choose your hat → Pick a patch → Approve the mockup → We engrave & ship.

Note: Mature humor ahead. Not recommended for workplaces, PTA meetings, or first dates (…unless they’re fun).

Disclaimer / age note Adults only (18+). These designs are humorous and may include innuendo, light profanity, or mature themes. No hate speech. No explicit imagery. Wear responsibly.